inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via connor-kennway)

so-humorous:

OMG

back-that-sass-up:

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

Dont u hate on my girl

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via perksofbeingfunny)

pie-homestuck-and-llamas:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

omg

(Source: best-of-memes, via guardianoffrost)

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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(via borinq)

dean-is-the-king-of-nerdvana:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

Cas meets Meta Misha

If you say you didn’t just read the above in Misha and then Cas’ voices, you’re lying.

(via mishasdestiel)

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via kittehqueen)

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

(via kittehqueen)

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

(Source: kirallisons, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

"Erik! You stop being a terrorist and come back home and help me raise our 500 children"

— Charles Xavier, Probably (via: mutantcoldwar)

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

(Source: stevesfriend, via perks-of-being-chinese)