dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

(via exile-wrath)

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via nominallyblind)

reblog if you support transgender people and believe that we aren’t just confused

roantnerd:

i have a point to prove to my mom. i want 6 million or more notes. maybe then she will stop acting like someone caused me to “think” this. or that it’s the same as being gay.

(via littleweasley)

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via coffeefandom)

factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

(Source: raincoyote, via borinq)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via exile-wrath)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic)

thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up

thatsonofamitch:

Sign me the fuck up

(via exile-wrath)

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via pizza)

everybodyilovedies:

penandpage:

everybodyilovedies:

headcanon that Pietro legitimately isn’t sure when he’s talking too fast or normal speed so if someone says “what?” he just assumes that he was talking too fast and forces himself to slow the hell down and he’s not being condescending or sarcastic he just legitimately isn’t sure.

This is totally 100% likely, because look:

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So that is definitely something that happens. Weeeeeeeeeeee!

I see your panel and one up it with:

(Source: aguka99, via tegansenpai)

dandilionstarcat:

wolffieworldorder:

*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”

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really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree

finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.

(via exile-wrath)

phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)