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change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
i don’t wanna do thing today, i’ll do it tomorrow
can’t we just do thing next week
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Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
(Source: gallifreyholiday, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)
im setting myself on fire goodbye
I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth
TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH
I’m sorry.
I couldn’t hear you.
Over all the voices of amazing women.
Throughout history.
Who could have
kicked
your
ignorant
ass.
Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.
No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.
Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.
my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”
just somethings that women invented:
- stove
- dishwashers
- globes
- life rafts
- fire escape
- car heaters
- medical syringes
- windshield wipers
- fridge
- water heater
- chocolate chip cookies
- disposable cell phones
- Bulletproof vests
We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?
And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?
Arg, posts like this.
fucking hell who this this i will do something horrible
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via sarcastiel)
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
(via sarcastiel)
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
(via sarcastiel)
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
(via sarcastiel)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
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