if i don’t talk to myself who will
updated with links
Oh my god wilderness survival skills thank you lord I am no longer going to bullshit how to make a fire with willpower
Can we talk about how ridiculous it is to blame alcohol for inappropriate behavior. Like my friend and I got drunk the other day and we listened to Arctic Monkeys while he played guitar and I laid on the floor and ate cereal. The only thing that makes you an asshole when you’re drunk is you, fuck nuts.
If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.
A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.
And now, the weather.
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Will Smith’s second son
Wait he has a second son?
No wiki page.